Drew and Willow were front and center this week on General Hospital, which left some viewers a little nauseous. Fortunately, he may have just sealed his fate!

Port Charles’ Most Hated: Drew and Willow
I forgot to mention Drew’s hare-brained child-custody document in last week’s column, which he finalized this week.

No judge in their right mind would turn over Wiley and Amelia to Drew should something happen to Willow and Michael.

First, Drew isn’t even married to Willow. Second, he’d really be in a better position if he adopted the kids. Finally, third, custody would go to a more immediate family member, one whom everyone doesn’t hate.

Before heading to Germany to see Michael, Willow and Drew decided to have some “See ya soon” sex.

Oh, General Hospital, no one wanted to see that, let alone have you trying to make it seem romantic with the candles and the music.

Meanwhile, Carly’s running commentary and choice of words when referring to her ex-daughter-in-law, aka the home-wrecking tramp, has at least been amusing.

I should have known better than to get my hopes up that we might get a surprise Michael recast out of the trip to Germany.

Clearly, the show will wait until the Nurses Ball or perhaps the custody case to introduce a new Michael. Willow was told her spouse didn’t want to see her, but this was a lie. Dirty Drew paid off the woman at the German clinic to deceive Willow!

This was not a smart move, as Willow is bound to find out at some point that this was not the truth, and Michael never knew she was there.

Nina has been noting that when Drew gets desperate, he will make a big mistake, and this could be that mistake! Someone just needs to expose the lie…

Meanwhile, Nina and Portia decided to hire a hooker, drug Drew and take some photos of her in bed with him.

What could go wrong? I did get a chuckle when Nina told Jacinda that she and Portia had a unique proposal for her, and the sex worker responded, “Please, this isn’t the first time I’ve been propositioned by two women before!”